From the PlanetPlutoWine.com website:
What’s in a name? The rejection of planetary status for Pluto by the International Working Group for Planetary Systems Nomenclature stands as a chilling example of our 20th Century twisted thought process. “Planet” is a very old term which means “wanderer,” thus any heavenly body which failed to conform to Aristotle’s theory which required precise orbit around the Earth every 24 hours. Like all other bodies in the solar system, Pluto qualifies as a planet, despite what contemporary revisionist scientists may say. It’s our language, not theirs!
It is particularly ironic that the original meaning of the word "Planet" from the Greek... meaning 'wanderer', was a celestial body which did not behave conforming to theory. The planets were the objects which wandered from the normal 24-hour rotation observed for most objects in the heavens. Pluto's nonconformity with current planetary theory is all the more reason for it to merit the designation.
Here's winemaker Clark Smith
talking about his Planet Pluto Wine:
These folks obviously have great taste,
so I've ordered a few bottles - you can too:
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